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(Spoken over INTRO):
B.E.: Hey Neal!
N.M.: Yeah buddy?
B.E.: I am sick and tired of people makin' fun of our president and our country
N.M.: I agree with ya.
B.E.: Well, why don't we tell the American people how we feel?
N.M.: Well let me start.
B.E.: Go ahead.
G
Well they oughta take the "Dixie" out of the Dixie Chicks
D C G
Don't let 'em back in Texas, their assess should be kicked
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For puttin' down our president from the other side of the pond
D C G
Let's send 'em over to Iraq to hang out with Saddam
D C G
They stated their opinion, and now I'm statin' mine
D
And they stuck their foot right in their mouth
C G
Hey Chicks! (mmm-hmmm) here's your sign
(SPOKEN OVER G):
N.M.: You tell 'em Bill!
B.E.: I will.
N.M.: What about that cat out there where you live?
B.E.: Yeah, yeah we're real proud of him.
G
Old Michael Moore got his award and started talkin' trash
D C
We oughta take that Oscar (watch out), and shove it up his--
G
Ask me how I really feel and I will take the chance
D C G
To tell you we should box him up and ship his ass to France! (off to France)
D C G
Some Hollywood celebrities run their mouths all the time
D
Well they oughta think before they speak
C G
Hey Michael! (listen up) here's your sign
(SPOKEN OVER G):
B.E.: Alright Neal, we're both proud Texans.
N.M.: Proud Texans.
B.E.: So let's tell 'em how we feel.
N.M.: Alright.
G
When you hear "don't mess with Texas," we mean just what we say
D C G
That goes the same for every state in the good ol' USA
G
'Cause our president and Tommy Franks are gonna stand their ground
D C G
So if you're thinkin' about attackin' us, oh we're gonna hunt ya down!
D C G
So all you crazy idiots can run but you can't hide
D
'Cause we're closin' in on you
C
Hey Saddam! Mustafah! Osama! Kadaffi! And my favorite, Jack Surac (oh, Jack) here's your sign
(SPOKEN OVER G):
N.M.: Jack Surac...I think it's Jacques
B.E.: "jock" is what an athlete wears you moron