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Fellas, arent you glad your not a woman.
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your not a sheila, your a peter, or a clive.
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Because their lack of spacial awareness,
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makes them really fucking careless,
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you should never ever let a woman drive.
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When a girl is sitting at the wheel,
E
your gonna hear the crunch of steel,
Bm
there's a very real danger,
E
that she'll crash into a stranger,
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if you want to leave the car alive,
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never let a woman drive!
A
If you ever let a bird reverse,
E
your gonna end up in a hearse,
Bm
your in massive fucking peril,
E
if your drivers name is sheryl,
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if you want to leave the car alive,
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never let a woman drive!