E A Well I sat down on a barstool in a honky-tonk last night E F# B That little bartender gave me a look, I knew something sure wasn't right E A Well I ordered up another whiskey, one tequila, and one more beer E B E That's when that bartender told me son, he said you been cut off in here E A I told him I ain't drunk, hell I've just been drinking E F# B I started 5 in the afternoon, lord about 3 days ago E A Ever since my baby left me, this old heart of mine's been sinking E B E But I ain't drunk, I've just been drinking SOLO E A E F# B E A E B E Key change E F F# F# B Well the ride home from the bar room must have been quite a sight F# G# C# Hell I guess I was doing a pretty good job yea they put me in the old spotlight F# B When I got through puttin' on my show, I heard hands on the wheel buddy nice slow F# C# F# And I fell out of the car lord on the side of the road F# B I told him I ain't drunk, hell I've just been drinking F# G# C# I started 5 in the afternoon, lord about 3 days ago F# B Well hey hey Mr. Policeman I know just what you're thinkin' F# C# F# But I ain't drunk, I've just been drinking F# C# F# I told him I ain't drunk son, I've just been drinking