Intro: G C G C (2x)
verse 1
G C G
Don't understand the gals I meet much lately
G A7 D7 C
Never sure quite what they wanna hear
G C G C
They're all hittin' up the club, drinkin' real expensive bub
G D7 G C G
All I really wanted was a beer
D C G
Drunk sluts, they're drivin' me nuts
D C G
Can't hold their liquor so they stick a buncha dicks in their butts
C G C
When I was younger, used to be no gal would ever cheat on me
G C G
Now I only seem to meet drunk sluts
verse 2
G C G
They say the girls comin' up these days are looser
G A7 D7 C
One date with them they'll let you spend the night
G C G C
I click on the internet, watch a million different porno clips
G D7 G C G
And so far, I ain't seen the same girl twice
D C G
Drunk sluts, they're drivin' me nuts
D C G
Can't hold their liquor so they stick a buncha dicks in their butts
C G C
When I was younger, used to be no gal would ever cheat on me
G C G
Now I only seem to meet drunk sluts
Bridge
D
I know I'm gettin' older
Em C
But every gal can't be like these
D
Don't get me wrong I like to fuck
Em A7 C
But it's easier sometimes to pee
verse 3
G C G
Girls these days want the DJ, not the singer
G A7 D7 C
Some douchebag scratchin', dressed up like a moose
G C G C
I'm too distracted to flirt, they're all wearin' real short skirts
G D7 G
If I squint, I can pretty much see their cooch
D C G
Drunk sluts, they're drivin' me nuts
D C G
Can't hold their liquor so they stick a buncha dicks in their butts
C G C
When I was younger, used to be no gal would ever cheat on me
G C
Now I only seem to meet
G C
Doesn't give a shit to me
G C G
Now I only seem to meet drunk sluts
G C G C
G C G C