Intro: C C C C C C D D E E A D E I met him on a swamp down on Dagobah A D E Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda A S-O-D-A, soda E A D E I saw the little runt sitting there on a log A D E I asked him his name and in a raspy voice, he said, "Yoda" A D C C CCCC DD E Y-O-D-A, Yoda, Yo yo yo yo Yoda E Well, I've been around, but I ain't ever seen A D A guy who looks like a Muppet but he's wrinkled and green E A Oh, my Yoda, Yo yo yo yo Yoda E Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand A D How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand E A Oh, my Yoda, Yo yo yo yo Yoda B7 Chorus: Well, I left home just a week before D And I've never ever been a Jedi before A But Obi-Wan, he set me straight, of course A He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force!" E Well, I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben A D So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again E A D C C C C C C D D E With my Yoda, Yo yo yo yo Yoda, Yo yo yo yo Yoda A E B7 BRIDGE: So I used the Force A E B7 I lifted a box A E B7 I lifted some rocks E B7 A While I stood on my head B7 But I won't forget what Yoda said E He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker side A D And if you start to go astray, let the Force be your guide." E A Oh, my Yoda, Yo yo yo yo Yoda E "I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed A D But remember if you kill him then you'll be unemployed." E A Oh, my Yoda, Yo yo yo yo Yoda B7 Chorus: Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess D So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess A But I know I'll be coming back some day A I'll be playing this part 'til I'm old and gray E The long-term contract I had to sign A D Says I'll be making these movies 'til the end of time E A D C C C C C C D D E With my Yoda, Yo yo yo yo Yoda, Yo yo yo yo Yoda (repeat last line)