Intro: A
verse 1
A F#m
I'm waving my dick in the wind
A F#m
I'm waving my dick in the wind
A C#m F#m A
If it all goes right, I'll be in your arms tonight
E F A
But I'm waving my dick in the wind
verse 2
A F#m
I'm lost in the sauce once again
A F#m
I'm lost in the sauce once again
A C#m F#m A
If I make it through the night, everything will be alright
Bm C A
But I'm lost in the sauce once again
F#m
It's been ninety-seven days since I laid my head beside you
F#m A
And a million miles of highway in-between
F#m
There's some red and blue lights that are shining right behind me
E D C#m Bm
And that pig's pretty mean, bastard
verse 3
A F#m
You should have seen old Jimmy Wilson dance
A F#m
You should have seen old Jimmy Wilson dance
A C#m F#m D
Give that boy a dime, and you could have a chance
E F A
To see old Jimmy Wilson dance
Bridge
A F#m
Dance, Jimmy
A F#m
I'm doin' the best I can, goddamn (that's it)
A C#m F#m
You know, I can't really dance like I used to.
A E F A
I mean I'll try, but I'm an old, old man now
F#m
I've got a real good feeling 'bout old Jimmy Wilson
A
Sure enough, he's got what it takes
F#m
Do another number for me, please won't you, Jimmy?
E D C#m Bm
Cause you're a really good dancer
Interlude
A F#m
A F#m
Ooh yeah, cut me down!
A C#m F#m D
E F A
A F#m
A F#m
A C#m F#m D
E F A
verse 4
A F#m
I'm waving my dick in the wind (aa-oo-aa)
A F#m
I'm waving my dick in the wind (aa-oo-aa)
A C#m F#m D
If it all goes right, I'll be in your arms tonight
E F A
But I'm waving my dick in the wind
Outro
E F A
Waving my dick in the wind
E F A
I'm waving my dick in the wind