verse 1
F F F F
Get off my ass you wee bitty fuck
F F C F
If I pull out the claymore you're shit outta luck
F F F F
Who's that girl, that pretty young thing
F F C F
After I fuck her she'll get up and sing
F Dm C C
Aye aye aye
F F C F
Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
F Dm C C
Aye aye aye
F F C F
The Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye
verse 2
F F F F
Down to the pub for a two shilling ale
F F C F
The bread on the counter is going stale
F F F F
If I don't get some fresh bread soon
F F C F
Gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon
F Dm C C
Aye aye aye
F F C F
Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
F Dm C C
Aye aye aye
F F C F
The Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye
verse 3
F F F F
Ain't got no girl 'cause I haven't the time
F F C F
Got too many other things on me mind
F F F F
Patty was nice she was pale and cute
F F C F
But I threw her away like an old piece of fruit
F Dm C C
Aye aye aye
F F C F
Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
F Dm C C
Aye aye aye
F F C F
The Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye
verse 4
F F F F
Got ooze in my pores my feet are all wet
F F C F
Got mold in my ears but I ain't dead yet
F F F F
Got stones in me bladder got a crack in me head
F F C F
When Patty starts crying this is what I said
F Dm C C
Aye aye aye
F F C F
Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
F Dm C C
Aye aye aye
F F C F
The Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye