Intro
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Doodley baboo
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verse 1
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Mister Richard Smoker, you're a poopy poker
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Chardonnay and cocaine in the spa
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Cigarettes and coffee breath, little boys on crystal meth
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Tonight we'll tango in the street
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You eat dark meat
verse 2
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Mister Richard Smoker, you're a chicken choker
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Tonight you're gonna let it all hang out
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Pantyhose and aquanet, smokin' menthol cigarettes
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Tonight we'll tango in the street
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You eat dark meat
Interlude
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Doodley baboo
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Guitar and piano solo
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Slide guitar and fiddle solo
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Trumpet and clarinet solo
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You eat dark meat
Interlude
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Doodley baboo
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Doodley baboo bow
verse 3
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Mister Richard Smoker, you're an Ono Yoker
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Cognac and black coffee with the boys
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Dancin' your buster browns, whirlin' to that techno sound
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Your hands are wet, your hair is slick
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You smoke big dick
verse 4
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Mister Richard Smoker, you're a velvet coker
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Bruce and Jeff will pick you up at ten
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Going out, dancin' in the city, Friday night, gotta look pretty
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Tonight we'll tango in the street
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You eat dark meat
Modulation outro
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