Intro:
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Verse 1
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Freda and Barry sat one night,
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The sky was clear, the stars were bright,
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The wind was soft, the moon was up,
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Freda drained her cocoa cup!
Verse 2
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She licked her lips, she felt sub - lime,
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She switched off 'Gardeners Quest - ion Time',
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Barry cringed in fear and dread,
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As Freda grabbed his tie, and said...
Verse 3
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Let's do it, let's do it,
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Do it while the mood is right,
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I'm feeling ...ap - pealing,
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I've really got an appe - tite,
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I'm on fire ...with desire,
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I could handle half the tenors in a male voice choir,
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Let's do it, let's do it to - night!
Verse 4
But he said...
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...I can't do it, I can't do it,
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I don't believe in too much sex,
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This fashion ...for passion,
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Turns us into nervous wrecks,
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No derision, my decision,
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I'd rather watch 'The Spinners' on the television,
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I can't do it, I can't do it to - night!
Verse 5
But she said...
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...Let's do it, let's do it,
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Do it 'til our hearts go boom,
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Go native, cre - ative, living in the living room,
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This folly ...is jolly,
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Bend me over backwards on m' 'Hostess Trolley',
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Let's do it, let's do it to - night!
Verse 6
But he said...
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...I can't do it, I can't do it,
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Me 'eavy breathing days have gone,
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I'm older, feel colder,
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It's other things that turn me on,
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I'm imploring, I'm boring,
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Let me read this catalogue on vinyl flooring,
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I can't do it, I can't do it to - night!
KEY CHANGE - Verse 7
So she said...
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Let's do it, let's do it,
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Have a crazy night of love,
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I'll strip bare, I'll just wear...
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...Sti - lettos and an oven glove,
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Don't starve a ...girl of a palaver,
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Dangle from the wardrobe in your Balaclava,
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Let's do it, let's do it to - night!
Verse 8
But he said...
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...I can't do it, I can't do it,
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I know I'd only get it wrong,
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Don't angle ...for me to dangle,
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Me arms 'ave never been that strong,
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Stop pouting, stop shouting,
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You know I pulled a muscle when I did that grouting,
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I can't do it, I can't do it to - night!
Verse 9
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Let's do it, let's do it,
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Share a night of wild ro - mance,
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Fre - netic, ...po - etic,
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This could be your last big chance...
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...To quote Milton, to eat Stilton,
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To roll in gay abandon on the 'Tufted Wilton',
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Let's do it, let's do it to - night!
KEY CHANGE - verse 1
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I can't do it, I can't do it,
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I've other little jobs on hand,
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Don't grouse...a - round the house,
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I've got a busy evening planned,
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Stop nagging, I'm flagging,
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You know, as well as I do, that the pipes want lagging,
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I can't do it, I can't do it to - night!
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Let's do it, let's do it,
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While I'm really in the mood,
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Three cheers,
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...It's years since I caught you even semi - nude,
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Be drastic, gymnastic,
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Wear your baggy Y-fronts with the loose elastic,
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But... let's do it, let's do it to - night!
verse 1
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I can't do it, I can't do it,
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I must refuse to get un - dressed,
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I feel silly,
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It's too chilly to go without m' thermal vest,
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Don't choose me, don't use me,
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Me' mother sent a note to say you must excuse me,
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I can't do it, I can't do it to - night!
KEY CHANGE - verse 1
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Let's do it, let's do it,
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I feel I abso - lutely must,
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I won't ex - empt you, want to tempt you,
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Want to drive you mad with lust,
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No cautions, just contortions,
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Smear an avocado on m' lower portions,
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Let's do it, let's do it to - night!
verse 1
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I can't do it, I can't do it,
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It's really not my cup of tea,
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I'm harassed, ...em - barrassed,
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I wish you hadn't picked on me,
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No dramas, give me m' pyjamas,
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The only girl I'm mad about is Judith Chalmers,
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I can't do it, I can't do it to - night!
KEY CHANGE - verse 1
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Let's do it, let's do it,
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I really want to run a - mok,
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Let's wiggle, ...let's jiggle,
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Let's really make the rafters rock,
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Be mighty, be flighty,
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Come and melt the buttons on m' flameproof nightie,
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Let's do it, let's do it...
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verse 1
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Let's do it, let's do it,
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I really want to rant and rave,
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Let's go, 'cause I know...
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...Just how I want you to be - have,
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Not bleakly, not meekly,
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Beat me on the bottom with m' 'Woman's Weekly',
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Let's do it, let's do it...
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...to - night-------------------------------------------!
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Alternative verse 14
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I can't do it, I can't do it,
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It's really not my cup of tea,
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I'm harassed, ...em - barrassed,
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I wish you hadn't picked on me,
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No barter, non- starter,
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I feel about as sensous as Jimmy Carter,
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I can't do it, I can't do it to - night!