Intro: F C Bb Am F C Bb F C Bb Am F C Bb F C Bb Am F C Bb Verse: F C Bb Am Thin and unshaved, F C Bb Drunk and mysterious F C Bb Am Oh, I must sa-ay F C Bb Lifestyle is curious BREAK: Am Dm With a little touch of the sniffles Bb F And filthy socks Am Dm Gnawed, crumbled fingernails Bb C Never doing tomahawk chops Verse: F C Bb Am A flaky he-ad F C Bb Dandruff is distinguished F C Bb Am Lacquer is re-d F C Bb Va-in is the varnish BREAK: Am Dm What is at the root of this Bb F She'll say, whatcha got Am Dm What participle do you possess Bb C Bb C She'll say, which I have not Verse: F C Bb Am One blustery da-ay F C We rode out Bb To the Meadowlands F C Bb Am We saw and were ama-zed F C Bb Then hauled it back into town again BREAK: Am Dm Mississippi is a mess sometimes Bb F And not only when it rains Am Dm How come you went back to that malaria island Bb C Bb C 'Cause our friendship is strained Instrumental: