Intro C G C D7 Verse G I broke the law last night A Commited a criminal and sexual act Am She was on top in this state D7 G That's an immediate pop G And though I didn't get caught A I know in my mind I commited no crime Am Still by some fluke D G D G I might be serving time, Oh No!! C It's not the crime G And it's not the thought C D7 It's not the deed N.C. G It's if you get caught Verse G I got some friends A Who like to stay high Am Think of, the tax potential D G D If it was legal to buy G But instead the heat is forced A To bust on victimless crimes Am It's a low class bust D G D G For nickels and dimes, Oh, Oh... C It's not the crime G And it's not the thought C D7 It's not the deed N.C. G It's if you get caught Verse G Think of all them powerful cats A And how they got that way Am Cause they sure the hell would not be there D G Without the payoff game that's played G Think of what you could do A If it was you that was in their shoes Am You either play the game D G D G Or else you lose, bad news C It's not who's sold G It's not who's bought C D7 And it's not the kickbacks N.C. G It's if you get caught C It's not the crime G And it's not the thought C D7 It's not the deed N.C. G It's if you get caught