(A) WELL HELLO MRS. JOHNSON YOU SELF-RIGHTEOUS WOMAN SUNDAY SCHOOL (D) TEACHER WHAT BRINGS YOU OUT SLUMMIN? DO YOU RECKON THE (A) PREACHER WOULD APPROVE WHERE YOU (D) ARE SITTIN? HERE (A) VISITIN? WITH A (E) BACK-SLIDDIN? CHRISTIAN IN A NEIGHBORHOOD (A) BAR (A) YES THAT?S MY BOTTLE AND YES THAT?S MY GLASS AND I SEE YOU?RE EYE (D) BALLIN? THIS PRETTY YOUNG LASS AIN?T NONE OF YOUR (A) BUSINESS BUT YES SHE?S WITH (D) ME AND I DON?T NEED NO (A) SERMON YOU SELF-RIGHTEOUS (E) WOMAN JUST LET US (A) BE (A) WELL THE LORD KNOWS I?M (D) DRINKIN? AND RUNNIN? A (A) ROUND AND I (D) DON?T NEED YOUR LOUD MOUTH INFORMIN? THE (E) TOWN (Tacet) WELL THE LORD KNOWS I?M (D) SINNIN? AND SINNIN? AIN?T (A)RIGHT BUT ME AND THE (E) GOOD LORD?S GONNA HAVE US A GOOD TALK LATER TO (A) NIGHT (Instr) (A) WELL GOODBYE MRS. JOHNSON YOU SELF-RIGHTEOUS BITTY I DON?T NEED YOUR (D) LOUD MOUTH AND I DON?T NEED YOUR PITY SO GO BACK TO WHAT (A) EVER YOU HYPOCRITES (D) DO AND WHEN I SPEAK TO (A) HEAVEN BE NICE AND I?LL (E) PUT IN A GOOD WORD FOR (A) YOU (CHORUS) BUT ME AND THE (E) GOOD LORD?S GONNA HAVE US A GOOD TALK LATER TO (A) NIGHT Have fun. H. Lee Rankin