Intro: (A) (A)
A gay preacher
(D) They've ordained a gay preacher (A) (A)
Lord, what in the devil's goin' (D) on in here (A)
He's a man of the cloth, but the (D) cloth is kinda cash(A)mere
(D) Episcopal Bishop, we can decorate
Cause, he ain't straight - he ain't straight
He'll be the (A) laughing stock at the Pearly Gates
For Heaven sakes - for Heaven sakes
Cause if the (E7) man upstairs don't go for this
(D) There's gonna be some pissed
Pissed Copail(A)ans
Pissed Copailans
Pissed Copailans
Lord, (A) just how sweet is the (D) by-and-by (A)
Is it only guys - only guys
There's gonna be a big hairdresser (D) in the sky
To (A) blow it dry - to blow it dry
I think we (D) might oughta spend a little time with God
To spare the rod - spare the rod
Unless you can (A) quote me some verses from the book of Todd
It's kinda odd - kinda odd
A (E7) Sunday School lesson you might wanna miss
(D) They're gonna be some pissed
Pissed Copail(A)ans
Pissed Copailans
Pissed Copailans
They're puttin' their (E7) hand in the hand
Of the man with the limp wrist
(D) There's gonna be some pissed
Pissed Copail(A)ans
Pissed Copailans
Pissed Copailans