Intro: (G) (G)
I was (G) drivin' down U.S. 41
Some (C) idiot crossed the line
(D) Had to swerve to miss him
Knocked down a 'Deer Crossing' (G) sign
Took out some woman's mailbox
Wound (C) up hittin' a pothole
And the (D) last thing I remember
I was (No Chord) chewin' on a telephone pole
But, I had on (G) clean underwear
(C) Clean underwear
Yeah, my (D) momma would've been proud of me
'Cause I had on a pair
I had on (G) clean underwear
When they (C) took me to intensive care
The (D) doctor and nurse said, (No Chord) "looky there
He's got clean underwear"
(G) (C) (D)
I was (G) in there for about a week
And got (C) off the critical list
(D) Scared me up a date
With a physical thera(G)pist
Took her out for dinner and drinks
Wound (C) up back at my pad
(D) She said she liked the lights off
And, (No Chord) boy I was glad
I had on (G) clean underwear
(C) Clean underwear
Yeah, my (D) momma would've been proud of me
'Cause I had on a pair
I had on (G) clean underwear
When I (C) put myself in her care
The (D) good lookin' nurse said, (No Chord) "looky there
Ya got clean underwear"
(G) Clean (G7)
Cl(C)ean
(D) Clean (G) Haynes
BV(C)D's
Oh...(D)........(G)