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What?s the big deal about Garth Brooks
D A
What?s he got that I ain?t got
Except the biggest country album in history
E
And girls screamin? in the parkin? lot
A
My wife thinks Garth Brooks hung the moon
D A
Yeah she thinks Garth?s number one
E A
And there?s even husbands jealous at Garth Brooks over in Ireland.
D
I look better in a hat than he does
A
And I got a lot more hair
I missed The Dance, Still Felt the Pain
E
And I?ve never had an Answered Pray
A
I wrote a hundred songs about rodeos
D
But my wife wouldn?t listen to mine
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Now I?m singin? to Friends in a place so Low
E A
Garth Brooks couldn?t even find.
D
Garth Brooks you better hope we never meet
A
Or one of us is gonna get hurt
Yeah you?ll let go of that Longneck Bottle
E
If I choke you with a Garth Brooks T-shirt
A
She has taken down our weddin? pictures
D
And put a poster of you
A
And if you name comes up again when she?s sleepin?
E A
There?s no tellin? what I?ll do.
D
Yeah we went though this a few years ago
A
When she was dreamin? about George Strait
But now the name Garth Brooks are two words
E
I have grown to hate
A
Brother you look like a cowboy airport controller
D
With that ugly little microphone
A
Why don?t you quite tryin? to turn my wife away
E A
And leave my life alone.
D A
I sick of, Garth Brooks
D A (stop)
I?m tired of hearin? about, Garth Brooks
D A (stop)
I think I?ve had enough, Garth Brooks
D A (stop)
My wife is in love with, Garth Brooks
D A (stop)
She wants to be Mrs., Garth Brooks
D A
I hope his records sells like, Garth Brooks.
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