D A
Wont you do me a favor and make yourself less attractive
G A
I will sneak into your bathroom and switch your canola oil with your proactive
D A
So when you wake up
G A
Your face looks like the Rockys
G F#m A G
If looks could kill
G F#m A G
Yours would be a virus
A
You're single handedly spreading the Swine Flue virus among us
D
If I die
A
In my sleep tonight
G
I know it was 'cuz your face was inches away from mine.
A
And its outrageous
D
If you ever wish to speak with me
A
I will take you to go get plastic surgery
G A
Tell the doctor to make your face look like that actor Machete
G F#m A G
If looks could kill
G F#m A G
Yours would be a virus
A
You're single handedly spreading the Swine Flue virus among us
D
If I die
A
In my sleep tonight
G
I know it was 'cuz your face was inches away from mine.
A
And its outrageous