A G F Eb D C B7 | / / / / | / / / / | / / / / | / / / / | D D7 C C7 | / / / / | / / / / | G Bm/F# I know you know what you know, Em G/D Am But you should know by now that you're not me, D7 Talk about a month of Sundays, C7 G Toffee-nosed wet weekend, as far as I can see! Am Bm Hey, diddle -diddle, (Wooo!) the cat and the fiddle, (Wooo!) C Piggy in the middle, do a ...poo -poo! (Wooo!) G Bm/F# Em G/D Am Bible -punching heavyweight, E - vangelistic boxing kanga - roo, D7 O - rangutan and anaconda, C7 G Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse, ...even Pluto, too! Am Bm Hey, diddle -diddle, (Wooo!) the cat and the fiddle, (Wooo!) C Piggy in the middle, do a ...poo -poo! (Wooo!) !tekram ot tnew yggip elttil sihT F Eb D C B7 | / / / / | / / / / | / / / / | F Eb D C B7 A7 B7 One man's civili -sation is a - nother man's jungle, yeah, D D7 They say revolution's in the air, C C7 G I'm dancing in my under - wear, 'cause I don't care! Am Bm Hey, diddle -diddle, (Wooo!) the cat and the fiddle, (Wooo!) C Piggy in the middle, do a ...poo -poo, do a ...poo -poo! (Wooo!) G Bm/F# Walkie-talkie man says, "Hello, hello, hello!" Em G/D Am With his ballerina boots you can tell he's always on his toes, D7 Hanging from a Christmas tree, C7 G Creeping like a Bogeyman getting up my nose! Am Bm Hey, diddle -diddle, (Wooo!) the cat and the fiddle, (Wooo!) C Piggy in the middle, do a ...poo -poo, a ...poo -poo, poo! (Wooo!) C Bb F7 C ||: / / / / | / / / / | / / / / | / / / / :||x3 C Bb This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home, F7 This little piggy had roast beef, C And this little piggy had none, poor piggy, C Bb This little piggy went, "Woo------------!" F7 C All the way home! | / / / / | C Bb This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home, F7 This little piggy had roast beef, C And this little piggy had none, poor piggy, C Bb This little piggy went, "Woo------------!" F7 C All the way home!