INtro - C (verse 1) C Bb C Well, I don't know why I came here tonight Bb C I got the feeling that something ain't right. F I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair, C Bb C And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs. G Bb F Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, C Bb C Here I am, stuck in the middle with you. Bb C stuck in the middle with you. (verse 2) C Bb C Well, I'm stuck in the middle with you, Bb C And I'm wondering what it is I should do. F It's so hard to keep this smile from my face, C Bb C Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place. G Bb F Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, C Bb C (C5 D5 D#5 E5 F) Here I am, stuck in the middle with you. (chorus) F Well, you started off with nothing, C And you're proud that you're a self-made man. F And your friends they all come crawlin' C G C Slap you on the back and say, Please, please. (lead - C - F - C - G - Bb - F - C)-(C5 D5 D#5 E5 F) (chorus) F Well, you started off with nothing, C And you're proud that you're a self-made man. F And your friends they all come crawlin' C G C Slap you on the back and say, Please, please. C Bb C Well, I don't know why I came here tonight Bb C I got the feeling that something ain't right. F I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair, C Bb C And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs. G Bb F Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, C Bb C Here I am, stuck in the middle with you. Bb C stuck in the middle with you. Bb C stuck in the middle with you. C Bb C Here I am, Here I am, stuck in the middle with you. Outro - C - Bb