Intro: C E F G
C E F G
This is the story of our first teacher
C E
Shetland made her jumpers
F G
And the devil made her features
C E F G
Threw up her hands when my mum said our names
C E F G
Embroidered all her stories with slanderous claims
C E F G
It's over and done with...
This is the story of losing my virginity
I held my breath and the bed held a trinity
People I'm making no claims to no mystery
But sometimes it feel like
My sex lifes all history
It's over and done with...
C E
I'm not saying these events didn't
Touch our lives in any way
C G
But, ah, they didn't make the impression
That some people say
This is the story of watching a man dying
The subjects unpopular
But I don't feel like lying
When I think of it now I acted like a sinner
I just washed my hands
Then I went for my dinner
C E F G
It's over and done with...