Intro: A D A D verse 1 A I know a girl D Her name is Alice A She's a part time model D And an Oxford Scholar A She wears her hair in D Platinum plaits down her back A D She'll start to stutter if you make her nervous F#m E D And if she's got a face for the world F#m E D And she's getting bigger everyday that she works F#m E D D Dm So if you ask me do I know someone for the job A D Yeah I know a girl A D I know a girl verse 2 A I know a girl D Her name is kitty (kitty) A D She's got freckles all over her body A And when she goes to Paris D She'll turn back around A Cause she's a Cold Chisel, D Gang Gajang kinda girl F#m E D And if she's got a face for the world F#m E D And she's getting bigger everyday that she works F#m E D D Dm So if you ask me do I know someone for the job A D Yeah I know a girl A D I know a girl A D A D Bridge 1 A D Oh why do you turn from me sister (x4) Ooh oooooooh F#m G F#m G (x2) D G D G Bridge 2 D I know a girl G Her name is... D G She's been sleeping with my boyfriend D I could do anything G Kick her face in D G But I guess I'll settle for artistic revenge Bm A G And if she's got a face for the world Bm A G And she's getting bigger everyday that she works Bm A G G Gm So if you ask me do I have bridges to burn D G Yeah I know a girl D G I know a girl D G Yeah I know a girl D G I know a girl D G Yeah I know a girl D G I know a girl