Verse D They said to give up, and you grow up A That my songs make them wanna throw up G That I'm not original A G D Or catchy, or clever, or smart D They said my guitar would sound better A At the bottom of the Ohio river G That I should get a job A D At the Route 51 KMart D And sometimes I think I might agree with A G My old friends that don't call me anymore D To hang out or catch up or go drink beer D And maybe I am not the same A Thank God that I am not the same G And I hope to be weirder than this A D This time next year G A With friends like that who needs friends D G When you have seasonal depression G A In Western Pennsylvania G Or anywhere A G D You're afraid to just be yourself D Sometimes I feel like I'm stuck here A Trapped in the wrong year G Like an empty pack of cigarettes A Like an endless bill called college debt D A And I don't know when I first started feeling so alone G A Like how everyone else has a place and I simply don't D And sometimes you wake up in your 30's A Take a look around G A And realise that you're lucky not to be a ghost in a ghost town G A With friends like that who needs friends D G When you have seasonal depression G A In Western Pennsylvania G Or anywhere A G D You're afraid to just be yourself D Sometimes I think that I'll die here A Sometimes that's alright G Sometimes those words haunt me A And cut me like a butterknife D And if your friends are assholes A Then you're better off alone G A Or you can go make new friends at the retirement home D A Or you can move to Hazelwood and I will be your friend G A And we can make a record in our brand new punk rock band G A With friends like that who needs friends D G When you have seasonal depression G A In Western Pennsylvania D Or anywhere... G A D A-ny-where