D C I know a girl who thinks of ghosts D She'll make ya breakfast C She'll make ya toast D She don't use butter C She don't use cheese G She don't use jelly A Or any of these D E G She uses Vaseline D E G Vaseline D C G Vaseline D C I know a guy who goes to shows D C When he's at home and he blows his nose D C He don't use tissues or his sleeve G A He don't use napkins or any of these D E G He uses magazines D E G Magazines D E G Magazines D E G Magazines D C G Magazines D C I know a girl who reminds me of cher (reminds me of cher) D She's always changing (she's always changing) C The color of her hair (color of her hair) D She don't use nothing D That ya buy at the store G A She likes her hair to be real orange She uses tangerines Tangerines Tangerines Tangerines Tangerines Tangerines By Leandro