C
e|-0--0--0---------------0--------|
B|--1--1--1--1------3-3-----1-----|
G|--------------------------------|
D|----2-----2----------2------2---|
A|-3-----3----------3-----3-------|
E|--------------------------------|
"I don't care if it sounds ridiculous"
F
e|-1-0--------------1--0------------|
B|------1------------------1--------|
G|--------2------------------2------|
D|----3-----3------------3------3---|
A|----------------------------------|
E|-1-----1------------1-----1-------|
"Even the birds and bees"
F A# G
e|-1-0------------------------------|
B|--------------6---0---------1p0---|
G|--------7---------0-------0-------|
D|----3----------8--------0-------0-|
A|----------------------------------|
E|-1--------6--------3--------3-----|
"Eat how they damn well please"
A# F C
e|----------------------------------|
B|----6----------1----1----1--------|
G|----7----------2------------------|
D|------8---------------3---------2-|
A|----------------------------3-----|
E|--6--------------1----------------|