Intro: (E E4/B B 2X)E E4/B E 1X B A E princess to whore remember her next door its no one safe B A E bent politicians full of ambition naughty magistrate B A C#m jackpot win a lot bingo barmy (E E4/B B 2X)E E4/B E 1X B A E footbal star caught in his car with the chairmans wife B A E so the managers sore because he only scores on a saturday night B A C#m fixed games no shame porky pies its supposed fine E E4/B B C#m B A its all fantasy for hurting me E B invade privacy no morality C#m B A its plain to see in the daily misery E but im not up tight ill be all right B i want have to buy to be run tonight (solo) (repeat intro) C#m B A its all fantasy in the daily misery E toe suckin baldie makes a better story B than family or war (read all about it) C#m B A its all fantasy for only thirty pee E B fixed games no shame porky pies and alibis ( read all about it) C#m B A its all fantasy in the daily misery E but im not up tight ill be all right B i want have to buy to be run tonight