verse 1 A F#m If I gave you my finest hour Bm E Would you stick around? A F#m Cause I'm sick of giving my favourite rhymes Bm E To girls who just leave town A F#m One got married and one had kids Bm E One out-priced me in West Dids A F#m And when I see her I try and make amends Bm E She put her foot down in her fella's Benz F#m E D C#m Bm E You know that I can't compete with that F#m E D C#m Bm I can't compete with that E It's a fact verse 2 A F#m One did one to Echo Park Bm E With an old Pen pal whose now an oligarch A F#m She sent my boxes one by one Bm E All her exes Xmas's at once A F#m And as I unpacked the Eric shirt and Bm E The National prints from the last concert A F#m Bm E I thought I'll probably never see that girl again Outro: C