Intro: D A G A Verse D A Hey everybody, look at me! G A No, seriously, look at me. D A A perfect combo of brains and beauty. G A Couldn't need you people to notice me. D A People say I'm self-obsessed. G A You would be too, if you were the best. D A Don't act like you're not impressed. G A Go ahead, love me, be my guest. G A D Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, Bm G A D Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, and also me! Verse D A My opinion's more important than yours, G A Albeit self-serving and misinformed. D A I'm the only one who matters G A And looking like a carrot makes my face look fatter. D A I'll never win the lottery G A 'Cause only ugly people win the lottery. D A You ever see those people on the TV? G A They might be rich, but they ain't me! G A D Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, Bm G A D Me, me , me, me, me, me, me, don't forget about me! D A Let's, for a moment, talk about you. G A Okay, time's up, enough about you! G A D Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, Bm G A D Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, back to me! Bridge Bm G A You might be thinking, "What about Trevor and Mike?" Bm G A They're all right, I guess. They're no myself and I. Bm G A With all due respect to my two lucky peers, Bm G A It's time to concentrate on my solo career. G A D It features me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, Bm G A D Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me! Everybody! G A D Bm Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me (back to me again!) G A G A Me, me, me, me....., me, me, me, me..... G A D G D A D Me, me, me, me, me, me, me!