G I have been trying C D G To write a haiku for you C D Some things I just can't do G C Maybe you're beyond D G Ancient asian poetry C D Or maybe it's just me G I have been trying C D Em A To get this haiku just right all night Em A D For you; alright I'm through G Maybe this poem C D G Was lost in the sauce we spilled C D That never got refilled G I've never thought much C D G Of formulaic verse anyway C D And rhymes are not my forte G I have been trying C D Em A To get this haiku just right all night Em A D For you; alright I'm through F Dm G C I'm trying not to try too hard F G C But you're hard to write down right F Dm G C So I pen these tried attempts F G Am D At haikus for you tonight Solo: G Am D (x2) G Lah dah dee diddum C D G Lah dah dee doom doo ditto C D Dum doo lah dee doh G (N.C.) There, that's sufficient C D Em I wrote a haiku for you A Em Well I tried at least, and that's not so bad A D I'm working here; can that be said for you F Dm G C I'm trying not to try too hard F G C But you're hard to write down right F Dm G C So I pen these tried attempts F G Am D At haikus for you tonight F Dm G C Words don't work like Webster says F G C They trip me up all night F Dm G C I'm just trying to write for you F G C But you're hard to write down right