A
Well I said I was the master of masochistics
A
An absolute expert in inter ballistics
E D
I cannot tell a lie
A
I said I am I said
A
And you said I was the master of post maternity
A
I'm gonna be a rock star for all eternity
E D
I cannot tell a lie
A
I said I am I said
D A
And I tried so hard to pretend I was really stupid
D A
You're so clever and you know better than that
D A E
And my friend Maggie told you I was fucking marvellous
D
And I cannot tell a lie
Bm
No that's not the thing to do
D
And I'm not that kind of guy
E A
I said I am I said
E A
I said I am I said
A
Well you said I was the king of social aerobics
A
The one and only master of hetrotrophics
E D
I cannot tell a lie
A
I said I am I said
A
And you said I was a king of football statistics
A
A Rock n' roll hero supremely artistic
E D
I cannot tell a lie
A
I said I am I said