Note: If the Gm Bb A G# sounds kinda funky during the "All men are pigs" part,
feel free to just play Gm Bb Cm Eb .
Gm Bb Cm Eb
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G# Bb Cm
You are one of them:
G# Bb Cm
Everything but femme
G# Bb Cm
I won't be fooled again
G# Bb Cm
You've got the same kinda specs as the sex of men
G# Bb Cm
I believe in Simone de Beauvoir
G# Bb Cm
I believe that life's a film noir
G# Bb Cm
I know the role that you play, so save your clichés
G# Bb
I wasn't born yesterday so don't try to say:
Gm Bb Cm Eb Gm
"I'm not typical, and Simone-
Bb Cm Eb
You are just cynical!
Gm Bb Cm Eb
I am better than you think, let me buy you a drink.
Gm Bb Cm Eb
Cha'mon! I'm not so typical."
Gm Bb A G# Gm Bb A G#
All men are pigs,
Gm Bb Cm Eb
All men are pigs,
Gm Bb Cm Eb
I've seen their tricks
Gm (hold)
All men are pigs
G# Bb Cm
My logic will prevail
G# Bb Cm
So shut up, nightingale
G# Bb Cm
This is no fairytale: every single male
G# Bb Cm
That I've met 'till this day had a curly tail
G# Bb Cm
I believe it's a poo poo world
G# Bb Cm
Men deceive - That means you too, girl!
G# Bb Cm
So zip it up, Romeos. Listen Juliets:
G# Bb
It's a form of foreplay when you hear them say:
Gm Bb Cm Eb Gm
"I'm not typical, and Simone-
Bb Cm Eb
You are just cynical!
Gm Bb Cm Eb
I am better than you think, let me buy you a drink.
Gm Bb Cm Eb
Cha'mon! I'm not so typical."
Gm Bb A G#
All men are pigs
Gm Bb A G#
All men are pigs
Gm Bb
All men are pigs
Cm Eb
I've seen their tricks
Gm Bb
They know the licks
Cm Eb
That get the chicks
Gm (hold)
All men are pigs
All men but me
Gm Bb Cm Eb Gm Bb Cm Eb
"I'm the swan that crashed on your lawn
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And I'm the boy that will heal you, fix you up"
Gm Bb Cm Eb Gm
Because I'm not typical, and Simone-
Bb Cm Eb
You are just cynical!
Gm Bb Cm Eb
I am better than you think, let me buy you a drink.
Gm Bb Cm Eb
Cha'mon! I'm not so typical."
Gm Bb Cm Eb
All men are pigs
Gm Bb Cm Eb
All men are pigs
Gm Bb
All men are pigs
Cm Eb
I've seen their tricks
Gm Bb
They know the licks
Cm Eb
That get the chicks
Gm
All men are pigs
Bb Cm Eb
(I am better than you think, let me buy you a drink.
Gm Bb Cm Eb
Cha'mon! I'm not so typical.)
Gm (hold)
All men are pigs
Gm
All men but me.