Intro: G7 verse 1 G7 Well Juanito told Lupe, G7 About a thing he saw C7 It was green and sqishy G7 And they ate it raw C7 Guacamole!!! G7 Guacamole! D7 C7 G7 Guacamole (Squish Squish) Guacamole (Squish Squish) Guacamole. verse 2 G7 First you take an avacado G7 Pico de gallo too C7 And Don't forget the chiles G7 they make it hot for you verse 3 G7 So When you eat at Whosong (Not at the Crab Shack) G7 Like I know you do C7 Order Guacamole G7 Make your waiter work for you