Intro: C E Am F G
C E Am
I want all my friends to be happy
F G
I want all my friends to find love
C E Am
I want all my friends to share good things
D7 G
and be blessed by the light from above
C E Am
I want all my friends to be hopeful
F G
Not to be slaves to a bank
C E Am
I hope that my friends never have to
D7 G
roll through the street in a tank
F G C
I want all my friends to have kitchens
F G Am
stocked up with bountiful food
F G C
I hope they wake with a smile
C C/B Am
and say words like 'totes, awes, and dude'
C E Am
I want all my friends to know laughter
F G
uncontrollable from deep in the gut
C E Am
I want all my friends to have fine shoes
D7 G
and to pat someone cute on the butt
F G C
I want all my friends to go travel
F G Am
and to see the world for just what it is
F G C
a beautiful place to inhabit
C C/B Am
a big melting pot made of ... jizz
Am
(TALKING) my mom wants me to change that line to this
C C/B Am
a big melting pot made of ... bliss
F G C
I want all my friends to dance naked
C
(TALKING)but my mom also says that there's a difference between naked and neked.
So naked is when you're naked. neked is when you're naked and up to no good.
F G C
I want all my friends to dance neked
F G
so that all of their neighbors can see
C E Am
I want them all to be colour blind
D7 G
and to keep those skin head racists far away from me
F G C
I want all my straight friends to love
F G Am
all of the gay friends I have
F G C
I'd love it if we all went to dinner
C C/B Am
because my gay friends always pick up the tab
C E Am
I want all my friends to be healthy
F G
and when they see kale and greens not just to scoff
C E Am
I want them to live long and prosper
D7 G
and to tell cancer to just go fuck off
F G C
I want all my friends to know one thing
F G Am
that one day, when I'm long dead and gone
F G C
I want them to know that I love them
C C/B Am
and that that's why I wrote them this song
C E Am
Because, I want all my friends to be happy
F G
I want all my friends to find love
C E Am
I want all my friends to share good things
D7 G
an be blessed by the light from above