C G If I had a hammer C D I'd build a house for two C G And if I had a sailing ship C D I'd take a trip with you C G And if I had the poet's hand C D I'd write a verse for thee C G And if I had the painter's touch C D On canvas you would be C G But I don't have a hammer C G And I don't have a ship C G So I can't build a house C D And we can't take a trip C G I'll never be a poet C G Nor have the painter's grace C G So I'll never write a sonnet C D Nor immortalize your face And also I have herpes... you can replace herpes with any STD (aids, mono, etc) if you can't say herpes at a gig