Intro C
Verse
F C
I wanna tell you 'bout something fun
Dm
So I wrote you this song
F C
If you've ever been to Disneyland
Dm
You know the lines can be real long
F Em
But I got a ride that the bitches love
Dm C
you won't have to wait at all
G
All you gotta do is ditch your boyfriend
G
And give sexy Michael Starr a call
C
I'll take your ass for a weenie ride
C
Spread your cheeks and swallow your pride
F
It's scary like a roller coaster
Fm
It will stretch you out so wide
C
Gonna take your ass for a weenie ride
C
Hold on tight 'cause I'm coming inside
F Fm
It's better than a Ferris Wheel or a water slide
It's a weenie ride
Break
C
Verse
F C
I want to sing about a thing that's funner than a swing
Dm
And better than the monkey bars
F C
You can take it on the couch or your water bed
Dm
Or in the back of your Daddy's car
F Em
And it's open all day, night time too
Dm C
Seven fucking days a week
G
It only shuts down intermittently
G
So I can take a leak
C
So put that snatch on a weenie ride
C
Ride her face down or on your side
F
You'll be amazed what you can fit in there
Fm
When some leverage is applied
Am G#
Open your legs for a weenie ride
C F#m
You won't be the first to see it and cry
F G#
Just bring the baby wipes and some Astroglide
Am G
It's a weenie ride, oh yeah
Solo
F E Am G F E Am G F E Am G C D
Middle
D#
Scream for me
D#
Scream out in ecstasy
A# F
Honey, won't you try the weenie ride
G#
You're never gonna be the same
G C Dm G
Baby, how you gonna get to heaven if you can't take a little pain?
Verse
C
Step right up for a weenie ride
C
It's even more fun when you're gagged and tied
F
Oops, I think I got a little DNA
Fm
All over your backside
C
I wanna tell your friends about the weenie ride
C
You can charge admission, baby, I don't mind
F Fm
Even with the big old muff you won't get tonight
C
For the weenie ride
End
C F
Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride (it's a weenie ride)
C F
Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride (come spread your thighs)
C F
Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride (ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh)
C F
Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride (it's a weenie ride)
C F
Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride (it's a weenie ride, yeah)
C F G
Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride (baby, baby, baby)
C
It's a weenie ride