Intro: D D A
D
So you say you like candy canes
G
All the ladies do
Bm
Candy canes were meant for sucking
G
So don't you think about trying to chew
D
How about a little eggnog
G
I got a homemade recipe
Bm
You're gonna get love-drunk on my eggnog
G A
Even though it's alcohol-free
D G
I'm gonna stuff your stocking this year
Bm
Gonna fill it up nice and tight
G A
Gonna feel so good when I slide my gifts into it tonight
D G
I'm gonna stuff your stocking this year
Bm
Gonna fill it up with all I got
G A
Nick nacks and candies gonna hit your stocking G-spot
D D A
D
I know you like your toys, girl
G
I got toys to fulfill your needs
Bm
The kind that only use double D batteries
G
And run at variable speeds
D
Gonna stuff it with an iPhone
G
All I ask is some tit for tat
Bm
If you could memorize the Kama Sutra
G A
Heck, they probably make an app for that! Baby
D G
I'm gonna stuff your stocking this year
Bm
Gonna fill it to the tippy top
G
Gonna take it all out then stuff it back in...
Take it all out... stuff it back in
A
You're never gonna want me to stop
D G
I'm gonna stuff your stocking this year
With holiday love and romance
Bm G A D A
I just hope that Santa doesn't stuff it before I get the chance