verse 1, Torquil
Em
Wanted single F, under 33
G
Must enjoy the sun, must enjoy the sea
C
Sought by single M, Mrs. Destiny
B
Send photo to address, is it you and me?
verse 2, Amy
Em
Reply to single M, my name is Caroline
G
Cell phone number here, call if you have the time
C B
28 and bored, grieving over loss, sorry to be heavy
Em
But heavy is the cost, heavy is the cost
(G C B)
verse 3, Torquil
Em
Reply to Caroline, thanks so much for response
G
These things can be scary, not always what you want
C
How about a drink? The St. Jude Club at noon
B
I'll phone you first I guess, I hope I see you soon
verse 4, Amy
Em
I never got your name, I assume you're 33
G
Your voice it sounded kind, I hope that you like me
C
When you see my face, I hope that you don't laugh
B
I'm not a film star beauty, I sent a photograph
Em
I hope that you don't laugh
( G C B Em G c B)
Verse 5, Amy
Em
Note to single M, why did you not show up?
G
I waited for an hour, I finally gave up
C
I thought once that I saw you, I thought that you saw me
B
I guess we'll never meet now
Em
It wasn't meant to be, it wasn't mean to be
G C B
I was sure you saw me, but it wasn't meant to be
Verse 6, Torquil
Em
Wanted single F, under 33
G
Must enjoy the sun, must enjoy the sea
C
Sought by single M, nothing too heavy
B Em
Send photo to address, is it you or me? Is it you or me?
Outro
G
Is it you or me?
C
Is it you or me?
B
Is it you or me?
Em G C B Em
Is it you or me?