Intro
Fm Bb Fm Bb
verse 1
Fm
Ma'am, I need you to take a step back
Bb
You're facing the law, not the clerk at the Gap
Ab Bb
Yeah we're cops, yeah we're cops
Fm
You better shape on up
verse 2
Fm
You better empty out all of your pockets
Bb
But don't empty out all of your pockets
Ab Bb
Yeah we're cops, yeah we're cops
Fm
And we make sense
F
Show me your hands, show me
Bb
those jazz hands
F Bb7
Get 'em up, or you'll end up in cuffs
F7
Show me your hands, show me
Bb
those jazz hands
Ab Bb
Or I might be inclined to shoot you
Fm
up
verse 3
Fm Bb
You go forty in a thirty-five
Fm
Check your mirror, you'll find hell
Bb
has arrived
Ab Bb
'Cause we're cops, yeah we're cops
Fm
We're up in your shit
verse 4
Fm
Kathy lost her cat in a tree
Bb
Contact Fire, not the HFPD
Ab Bb
'Cause we're cops, yeah we're cops
Fm
Her cat is dead
F
Show me your hands, show me
Bb
those jazz hands
F Bb7
Get 'em up, or you'll end up in cuffs
F7
Show me your hands, show me
Bb7
those jazz hands
Ab Bb
Or I might be inclined to shoot you
Bridge
Fm
Step away from the vehicle, Step away from the vehicle
Ab
Get back in the vehicle Get back in the vehicle
Bb
Slowly get out of the vehicle Slowly get out of the vehicle
Db
Do the things I say... I'm a cop
Fm
Step away from the vehicle step away from the vehicle
Fm
(Get those hands up! Get those hands up!)
Ab
Get back in the vehicle Get back in the vehicle
Ab
(Put those hands down! Get those hands down!)
Bb
Slowly get out of the vehicle Slowly get out of the vehicle
Bb
(Put those hands up! Put those hands up!)
Db
Do the things I say...
Db
(Up, down...)
Db
I'm a cop!
Fm
9-1-1 emergency call
Ab
Got a 4-1-1 at a shopping mall Better pack your heat and utility belt Any mall rats comin' in hot, they melt
Bb
Sarge, it's your wife on the 9-1-1
Bb
What that bitch want, Sarge?
Bb
She just wants a snug
Db
Grab your nine millimetre and donut bucket Want my badge number? Put it in your mouth and suck it!
N.C.
(Spoken) Oh Sam, please stop! I'm your wife! Please just talk to me, baby.
Key change
Gb
Ab
Show me your hands, show me
Db
those jazz hands
Ab Db7
Get 'em up, or you'll end up in cuffs
Ab7
Show me your hands, show me
Gb7
those jazz hands
B Db
Or I might be inclined to shoot you-
Ab
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