Intro: Am Am/G E F Dm7 G E You're my friend, I hear you say But I can't see you anyway Am You keep that sack on your head all day E When you dance you never sweat You do the hustle like a minuet Am You're the strangest thing on two legs that I've ever met G7 But I don't want a primadonna in drag E Am Am/G E F And I can never imagine why you always keep on your boots and shoes Dm7 G Am You're a neat kid but you can't stand to lose Am/G E F You keep on your boots and shoes Dm7 G You're a sweet kid E You're losing weight to keep in trim Your friends all wonder how you stay so slim Am But you forget about the state I'm in E Every day you count your gains Amino acid pumping through your veins Am You say you're liberated but you're in chains G7 But I don't want a primadonna in drag E Am Am/G E F And i can never imagine why you always keep on your boots and shoes Dm7 G Am You're a neat kid but you can't stand to lose Am/G E F You keep on your boots and shoes Dm7 G You're a sweet kid E But you just can't stand it No you just can't stand it Am Am/G Keep on your boots and shoes E F Keep on your boots and shoes Dm7 G Keep on your boots and shoes Am Am/G Keep on your boots and shoes E F Keep on your boots and shoes Dm7 G Keep on your boots and shoes Am Keep on your boots and shoes Am/G Keep on your boots and shoes E Keep on your boots and shoes F Keep on your boots and shoes Dm7 G Keep on Keep on Keep on Keep on Am Am/G E F Dm7 G sequence repeats 3x Am