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D G D A
D G D A D D
D G D A
G.I. Joe moved to Mexico, he's hiding from the I.R.S.
D G
Wearing diamond rings and living like a king
D A D D
At an undisclosed address
Superman, he flew to Japan, he gave up fighting crime
He's doing commercials for compact cars
Living in a big high-rise
D G A
But everybody's gotta grow up sometime
D G A
To get a little slice of that big old American pie
D G A
Yeah, everybody's gotta grow up sometime
G A D
Why can't I?
D G A
The old Lone Ranger bought an R.V. park somewhere in Arizona
And Tonto built a big casino
And owns half of Oklahoma
Barbie and Ken, they got a divorce, I guess that's the way it goes
She got the house and accessories
And told Ken to hit the road
CHORUS
D G A G A D
D G A G A D
G D
All of my heroes abandoned their egos
C D
And left me at home on the range (left me at home on the range)
G D
I'm still stuck, I'm still down on my luck
C A
Waiting for something to change
CHORUS
G A D G A
Why can't I?
G A D
Yeah, why can't I?
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