Em B
Yeah my name is Link, man, I'm more well known than Lil Wayne
C G
Oh you thought my name was Zelda? THAT'S A F**KING GIRL'S NAME!
Am Em
I've saved the world like fifteen times and and saved the princess from demise
F# B
And I do it all alone, with no help and no advice
Em B
"Hey, Look, Listen" Hey, look, listen, you f**king annoying fairy
C G
I'd rather be forced to listen to constant Katy Perry
Am Em
I think it's time I got some recognition, don't you think?
F# B
Legend of Zelda? SCREW THAT! Legend of LINK!
Em B
'Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K
C G
Wears tights every day, don't give a damn what you say
Am Em
Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel
F# B
And he ain't gonna stop 'til the world is free of evil
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Em B
I'll break all your pots and I best not hear your bitchin'
C G
I've got the Triforce of courage, BITCH! So you better listen (that's right)
Am Em
I'm called bushwhacker and my bank account's maxed out
F# B
Got 999 rupees and my leather wallet's packed now
Em B
Can't back down, can't slack now, the world needs me to attack now
C G
Yet I'm forced to pay out the ass for these bombs in Castle Town
Am Em
Just give me some heart containers and let me spit on my ocarina
F# B
So I can kick that dumbass Ganon all the way to Argentina
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'Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K
Wears tights every day, don't give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel
And he ain't gonna stop 'til the world is free of evil
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Yo, you low-life elf, need a ride up to the North Pole?
Santa's got a thing for elfs and he's getting' his marriage annulled.
You really think saving the princess will convince me you're straight? (Ha-
ha!)
The "Uggs and Skirt" fad is so 2008!
Oh snap, it's Ganondorf tryin' to jock on my style
Batman's cape, Lincoln's beard, were you dressed by a child?
You're a ginger with no soul and you look like a f**king troll
Isn't kidnapping helpless girls getting a little bit old?
You think Zelda's stupid enough to get kidnapped so often?
She runs off to my castle, into my room and begs to get locked in.
Yeah, she's sick of your little Deku nuts and your girly fairy face
L-I-N-K? More like L-I-N-Gay.