Young Fiona:
D Em/D
“There’s a princess in a tower”
A7/D D
Oh my gosh that’s just like me
Em/D
“Poor Rapunzel needs a haircut
A7/D D
But the witch wont set her free
G/B A/C#
She passes time by singing”
F#/A# Bm
Like someone else I know
G/B A/C#
“As years go by she sits and waits”
F#/A#
As years go by?!
Uh oh
G/B Cm
“A torturous existence”
A/C# Dm
I don’t remember this part!
Bb/D Ebm
“She wishes she were dead?”
(No Chord)
Skip ahead, skip ahead
B/F# F#5
“But in the end Rapunzel finds a millionaire
B/F#
The prince is good at climbing
Esus2/F# F#
And braiding golden hair”
D A/C# G/B
So I know he’ll appear
A/C# D A/C# G/B
‘Cause there are rules and there are strictures
D Gsus2
I believe the storybooks I read
A
By candle light
D A/C# G/B
My white knight, and his steed
A/C# D A/C# Bm
Will look just like these pictures
B7 C
It wont be long now, I guarantee
G A7sus4 D A/C# G/B
Day number twenty-three
A/C# D A/C# G/B
I know its today
A/C# D E/D
I know its today
(Musical interlude where Fiona grows into a teenager)
G A D
Teen Fiona:
(Speaks):
Oh! Here’s a good one!
D Em/D
“There’s a princess in a coma”
A7/D D
Glad it’s her instead of me
Em/D
“Pretty maiden in a glass box”
A7/D D
How, I wonder, does she pee?
(Speaks):
G/B
Blah blah blah blah
A/C#
“poison apple”
F#/A#
Boring boring
Bm
“evil queen.”
G/B A/C#
Filler, filler been there, read that
F#/A# Bm
Seven shorties on the scene
No Chord
Skip ahead, skip ahead!
B/F# F#5
“But in the end the princess wakes up with a start
B/F#
The prince is good at kissing,
Esus2/F# F#
And melting Snow White’s heart!”
D A G
So I know he’ll appear
A D A G A D
And his armor will be blinding
Gsus2 A
As shining as his perfect teeth, and manly hose
D A G
He’ll propose, on one knee
A D A/C# Bm
And our pre-nup will be binding
B7 C
About time we set a wedding date
G A7sus4 D A
Day number nine hundred and fifty-eight
G A D A
I know its today
G D G C
He’ll show up today!_________ (Adult Fiona): ___aaayy!
F
There’s a princess!
Gm/F
Any princess!
C7/F F
Take your pick they’re all like me!
Gm/F
Not exactly, I’m still waiting
C7/F F
They’re out living happily
Gm C A/C# D
Ever after better get here, I want love in seconds flat
Gm/Bb C
No one needs these middle bits
A/C#
Whoops, did I do that?
G7/B C
Cut the villains, but the vamping
A/C# Dm
Cut this fairy tale
Bb7/D Eb
Cut the peril and the pitfalls,
C7/D Fm
Cut the puppet and the whale
F#m/C# C#
Cut the monsters, cut the curses
F#m/C# C#
Keep the intro, cut the verses
F#m/C# C# F#m/C# C#
And the waiting, the waiting, the waiting, the waiting
C#
The waiting!
D A G
But I know he’ll appear
A D A G A
Though I seem a bit bi-polar
D Gsus2
And I’m a vandal now as well,
A
Hope he won't mind
D A G
I’m a find, Im a catch
A D A/C# Bm
And a very gifted bowler
B7 C
It wont be long now, I guarantee
G
Day number
A7sus4 Cmaj7
Are you there God?
Bm7
Its me Fiona
All Three:
Am7
Its me Fiona!
E B A
Now I know he’ll appear
B E B A B
‘Cause there are rules and there are strictures
E A Bsus4
I believe the storybooks I read by candle light
B E A
My white knight, my knight and his steed
B E B/D# C#m
Will look just like these pictures
C#7 D
It wont be long now, I guarantee
Young Fiona:
C D A B C D
Day number twenty-three
Teen Fiona: Day number nine fifty-eight
Adult Fiona: Day number eight thousand four hundred and twenty-three
Young Fiona(Top), Teen Fiona(Middle), Adult Fiona(Bottom):
E B A B E B A B E B A
I know its today ooh_____ I know its today ooh_____ I know its today
I know its today ooh_____ I know its today ooh_____
I know its today ooh_____ I know its today
All:
E D E
I know its today!