Intro D verse 1 D Your joy is killing me G I don't have anything Bm A Remember when we used to wear each other's clothes? D Yeah, I've been struggling G But I know lots of things Bm A And I got an idea that's gonna turn on the money hose G A Choking on a joke, tryin' to keep it light D Bm I could never quite get the timing right G A But you, you'll never know how it feels G A Bm D G I got ideas A D M-hm-mm, no one knows verse 2 D We watched you on TV G At the Recovery Bm A The sound was good but you're always lookin' down D Don't take this personally G But man, if that was me Bm A I'd make more eye contact with the camera, kinda work the crowd G A You probably think I'd call to say that you were right D Bm But I'm blackout drunk in a cotton field on a Friday night G A And I got nothing to do but tell you how I feel G A Bm D G I got ideas A D Oo-oo-oo, so watch out verse 3 D You always think I'm bluffin' G Like I'm some kind of Mississippi nuthin' Bm A But I was first-string quarterback, drove you everywhere D Or that time when Ronnie hit you so hard G You tried to drive and wrecked your car Bm A And I had to help you wash the blood out of your hair G A 'Cause I've always been D Bm Like a go-to friend G Well, maybe it's true A D Bm Maybe I'm just a blue-collar version of you G A D O-o-oh, o-o-oh, o-oh Bm G A O-o-oh, o-o-oh, o-oh Outro D You're on a winning streak G But I got laid off last week Bm A But I got a plan that's gonna turn it all around G A Bm D G I got ideas A I got ideas D No one knows