Intro: F# Verso 1: F# Tell you what I'm gonna do with my whole day F# I'm gettin' D-R-U-N-K F# Gonna let that whiskey river C# Just a-carry me away B I won't think an ounce about you F# B As I watch the sunshine fade F# There it goes, another one down C# F# D-R-U-N-K F# I ain't takin' no lip, I ain't takin' out the trash F# D-R-U-N-K F# Ain't puttin' on shoes, I ain't puttin' on pants C# Ain't goin' anywhere anyway B I lost you, whoop-de-doo F# B Yippie-ki-yi-yay F# Hell, I'm glad you're gone, you can kiss my ass C# F# D-R-U-N-K B F# Gettin' H-I-G-H, hi, how ya doin'? C# F# Raise a glass to a ragged life ruined B Oh, pop a top and celebrate F# B There ain't sh*t to do today F# 'Cept get D-R-U-N-K C# F# D-R-U-N-K Verso 2: F# Well, I coulda been sleepin', I coulda been workin' but F# D-R-U-N-K F# My time is a-wastin' and my heart is a-beatin' but C# D-R-U-N-K B If I hadn't put so much time into F# B The one who got away F# Prob'ly coulda been a star by now but C# F# D-R-U-N-K B F# Gettin' H-I-G-H, hi, how ya doin'? C# F# Raise a glass to a ragged life ruined B Oh, pop a top and celebrate F# B There ain't sh*t to do today F# 'Cept get D-R-U-N-K C# F# Yeah, D-R-U-N-K Ponte: F# D-R-U-N B D-R-U-N F# C# D-R-U-N-K F# D-R-U-N B D-R-U-N F# D-R-U-N-K F# Yeah, D-R-U-N-K B F# Gettin' H-I-G-H, hi, hallelujah C# F# Oh, raise a glass to a ragged life a-ruined B Oh, pop a top and celebrate F# B There ain't sh*t to do today F# 'Cept get D-R-U-N-K C# F# Yeah, D-R-U-N-K Outro F# D-R-U-N B D-R-U-N F# C# F# D-R-U-N-K