Intro: G Em G Em Am D G Em C G verse 1 G Em Never robbed a bank I never stole a car G Em Never pumped no bullets into Johnny Law Am D G Em Always payed my taxes always drove below Em D G the speed limit in my home town verse 2 G Em Always had a girlfriend, yeah I always had a job G Em Never drank no alcohol, always flapped my jaw Am D G Em Never raised a finger till I heard the lord Em D G Blowin on his old war horn Interlude G B Em D G B Em D Em D C Em D C verse 3 G Em Always smoked them cigarettes, yeah never smoked no dope G Em Always had an alibi, yeah always had some hope Am D G Em Never thought no evil could have settled down Em D G In the people of my home town verse 4 G Em Never met no witches no I never met no ghosts G Em Never sent no howlies to the fire below Am D G Em Never carried weapons till I heard the lord Em D G Blowin on his old war horn Outro Em C G Em C G Blowin on his old war horn G B Em Cm Em Cm G B Em Cm Em D C G G G Em