C
It's not easy having yourself a good time
Fm
Greasing up those bets and betters
Watching out they don't four-letter
C
Fuck and kiss you both at the same time
Fm
Smells-like something I've forgotten
Curled up died and now it's rotten
Gm
I'm not a gangster tonight
G#
Do n't want to be a bad guy
Gm
I'm just a loner baby
G#
And now you're gotten in my way
D#
I can't decide
G
Whether you s hould live or die
G#
Oh, you'll pro bably go to heaven
F
Please don't hang your head and cry
D#
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
G G#
It's cold and hard and petrified
D# F
Lock the doors and close the blinds
G# D#
We're going for a ride
C
It's a bitch convincing people to like you
Fm
If I stop now call me a quitter
If lies were cats you'd be a litter
C
Pleasing everyone isn't like you
Fm
Dancing jigs until I'm crippled
Slug ten drinks I won't get pickled
Gm
I've got to hand it to you
G#
You've played by all the same rules
Gm
It takes the truth to fool me
G#
And now you've made me angry
D#
I can't decide¬
G
Whether you should live or die
G#
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
F
Please don't hang your head and cry
D#
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
G G#
It' s cold and hard and petrified
D# F
Lock th e doors and close the blinds
G# D#
We're g oing for a ride
¬
C
Oh I could throw you in the lake
Fm
Or fee d you poisoned birthday cake
A# D#m
I wont den y I'm gonna miss you when you're gone
G
Oh I could bury you alive
Cm
But you might crawl ou t with a knife
G#m
And kill me when I'm sleeping
That's why
D#
I can't decide
G
Whether you should live or die
G#
Oh, you'll prob ably go to heaven
F
Please don't hang y our head and cry
D#
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
G G#
It's co ld and hard and petrified
D# F
Lock the doors and close the blinds
G# D#
We're going for a ride