Intro: E A E Verse E B Dbm B A If trouble had a name, it would be a name that changes every day B E B G But always sounds the same E B Dbm B A If heartbreak was a game, a game you could play at the old town arcade B E B G Dbm Id be in the high score hall of fame E B Dbm B A If trouble had a name, it would be a name that changes every day B E B G But always sounds the same E B Dbm B A If heartbreak was a game, a game you could play at the old town arcade B E B G Dbm Id be in the high score hall of fame Dbm Ab A B E B G Good morning, bartender, would you mind lettin me in Dbm Ab B E B G E I was thinking of starting a bender just as soon as this one comes to an end Verse E B Dbm B A My mind is like a train, driven by demons I drill through my days B E B G I work like the devil just so I can play E B Dbm B A My life it is a train wreck, it keeps me guessin on whats coming next B E B G Dbm Cos I aint a man babe Im a mess Dbm Ab A B E B G Good morning, bartender, would you mind lettin me in Dbm Ab B E B G E I was thinking of starting a bender just as soon as this one comes to an end Verse E B Dbm B A My love is like an old road, seen a lot of good folks come and go B E B G Covered with patches and tar and pot holes E B Dbm B A My heart is like an old truck, it could probably use a little fixing up B E B G Dbm But somehow the damn thing still runs Dbm Ab A B E B G Good morning, bartender, would you mind lettin me in Dbm Ab B E B G E I was thinking of starting a bender just as soon as this one comes to an end