Intro 2x: F F G F C E D C (F G F) I was tired of my lady, C E D C We'd been together too long F G F Like a worn out recording C E D C Of a favorite song F G F So while she lay there sleepin' C E D C I read the paper in bed F G F And in the personal columns C E D C here was this letter i read F G F If you like piña coladas C E D C And gettin' caught in the rain F G F If you're not into yoga C E D C If you have half a brain F G F If you like makin' love at midnight C E D C In the dunes of a cape F G F Then i'm the love that you've looked for C E D C Write to me and escape.