INTRO Bm F# Bm F# verse 1 Bm F# When I take off my make-up, I look old and defeated Bm F# I'm not so dangerous G Bm Cry into my Christmas cake Bm F# Staring holes into me all night Bm F# You should just give up G Bm A Because our love's become selling secrets to the Russians they E7 G don't need / The cold Bm A E7 war is on between you and G me SOLO Bm / F# Bm / F# G / Bm / A E7 / G verse 2 Bm F# 25 years old and a bachelor's degree / Your Bm F# parents helped out with graduation fees / The G Bm loans were never e-nough / The G Bm A credit cards are calling your bluff Hold your hand, cut them E7 G up, move a-way / Or you'll be Bm A E7 paying them off ’til your kids grow G up and do the Bm / F# same Bm / F# verse 2 Bm F# There's no more running water Bm F# Wrapping presents in the dark G Bm Move into your car G Bm Change where you park G Bm A Too bad that job caroling department stores E7 G fell through / But the Bm A E7 new year is right in front of G G you Cry into your Christmas Bm A G cake Don't know what else to do. Bm A G Don't know what else to do. G (Fa la la, Fa la la la LA) verse 3 Bm F# I fear I'm going deaf Bm F# I've got some sense left G Bm Give up some more to be with you G Bm A 'cause what good is seeing if love's not look-ing back at E7 G you? G Bm A and what good is feeling if my hands aren't touching E7 G you? BRIDGE Bm A G and another angel came down / He was Bm A G wearing only a cloud / He said Bm A E7 "Sew up the bad that you've done Bm A G Tomorrow, Christmas day comes!" (Christmas G G Daaaaaay) Cry into your Christmas Bm A G cake Don't know what else to do G Bm A Cry into your Christmas cake don’t know what else to G Bm A do The new year is right in C7 G Front of you