Intro Eb Bb Cm Ab Eb Bb verse 1 Cm Ab Eb Bb Cm Ab I took her out, it was a friday night Eb Bb Cm Ab I wore cologne to get the feeling right Eb Bb Cm Ab We started making out and she took off my pants Eb Bb But then I turned on the TV Ab Eb Bb And that's about the time that she walked away from me Cm Ab Eb Bb Cm Ab Eb Bb Nobody likes you when you're twentythree And are still more amused by TV shows Cm Ab What the hell is add? Eb Bb My friends say, I should act my age Cm Bb What's my age again? What's my age again? Interlude Ab Eb Bb Cm verse 2 Ab Eb Bb Cm Then later on, on the drive home Ab Eb Bb Cm I called her mom from a pay phone Ab Eb Bb Cm I said I was the cops and your husband's in jail Ab Eb Bb This state looks down on sodomy Ab Eb Bb And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me Cm Ab Eb Bb Nobody likes you when your twentythree Cm Ab Eb Bb And are still more amused by prank phone calls Cm Ab What the heck is caller id? Eb Bb My friends say, I should act my age Cm What's my age again? Bb What's my age again? Outro Eb Bb Cm Cha cha cha