G The road rolls out in front of me B Like a red carpet made of black asphalt C The cup holders filled to the rim G D With two sixty ounce drinks that we just bought G With pride and resort we carry out one task B That's to get our grub on all across this land C Our sense of smell is like a gps G D And our taste buds are tuned like a baby thrand Am The hazards of our quest are many D But, we got a hunch that we'll be ready G B For food drinks and good times C G D Two guys with a knife and fork (unknown lyric) G B Cuz, food doesnt like pork rinds C G D G It's the Alka Seltzer Great American Road Trip