verse 1
C G F
I've been self-diagnosing all of my problems
C G F
Carrying all my stress in the jaw
C G F
I've got all sorts of health products
C G F
Aspirin and robo, and my new skincare wash
Bridge 1
Dm G
It couldn't be excessive caffeine
C F
Dehydration or lack of sleep
F
I need something real heavy
Woooooaaa!
verse 2
C G F
I've been banging my head to the beat of trauma
C G F
Cynic and bandage by natural law
C G F
I've got all sorts of beauty products
C G F
Face-paint and polish, resistant to the wash
Bridge 2
Dm G
Now I don't trust my Tylenol
C F
To save my ass when I mess up
Dm G
Now I doubt my neti pot
C F
Could even clear up all my snot
F
I need to fix myself
Wooooaaaa!
verse 3
C G F
I've been banging my head to the beat of trauma
C G F
Cynic and bandage by natural law
C G F
I've got all sorts of beauty products
C G F
Face-paint and polish, resistant to the wash
Bridge 2
Dm G
Now I don't trust my Tylenol
C F
To save my ass when I mess up
Dm G
Now I doubt my neti pot
C F
Could even clear up all my snot
F
I need to fix myself
WOOOOAAAA!